“Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.“
fartscroll.js in action.
Just for fun: Cobol tutorial.
To be clear, I don’t ever want to touch Cobol. This is just for the record :)
“We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years. We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of…Programming, Motherfucker.“
I sent it to reddit too but those *** have no sense of humour :(
“When in doubt, use brute force.” — Ken Thompson
play -n -c1 synth whitenoise lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 gain +14
Even better if you add this to your
alias engage="play -n -c1 synth whitenoise lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 gain +14"
#!/bin/sh # Engage Warp Drive # Requires package 'sox' # http://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/n8a2k/commandline_star_trek_engine_noise_comment_from/ # odokemono # http://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/n7q5x/want_to_pretend_you_are_aboard_the_enterprise_for/c36xkjx # original # play -n -c1 synth whitenoise band -n 100 20 band -n 50 20 gain +25 fade h 1 864000 1 # noname-_- # http://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/n7q5x/want_to_pretend_you_are_aboard_the_enterprise_for/c373gpa # stereo # play -c2 -n synth whitenoise band -n 100 24 band -n 300 100 gain +20 # braclayrab # http://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/n7q5x/want_to_pretend_you_are_aboard_the_enterprise_for/c372pyy # TNG # play -n -c1 synth whitenoise band 100 20 compand .3,.8 -1,-10 gain +20 play -n -c1 synth whitenoise lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 lowpass -1 120 gain +14
The following function is from the BeBook, which details the API of the BeOS operating system.
“Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn’t on, the value returned by this function is undefined.”
Found here in a comment.